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The Hot Girl’s Shamelessly Shallow Guide To Winning The Apocalypse

I don't know about you, but between seemingly systematic train derailments, grid attacks, and alien lifeform spy balloons, something is happening.

By Alicia Bittle5 min read
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Maybe it's our own government, maybe it's the Chinese, maybe it’s aliens, but whatever it is, if it’s all leading to the apocalypse, I’m not about to go about it looking like a hot mess. I’m prepping to be poised, prepared, and snatched, and this is how I’m gonna do it.