Dear SIMPs: The Woman You Want Will Never Respect You
Why has internet subculture been so sleazy lately? It's as though every season, every year, we see some new form of weirdo-ness appear from the online world. From the incels to the MGTOWs, to the e-THOTs, to the camgirls, it seems like the internet just constantly spits out a never-ending flow of terrible social trends.

The latest iteration of these disturbing social trends is the growth of the SIMP subculture. SIMP is defined by Urban Dictionary as "a man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table." Essentially, a SIMP is a guy who grovels at the feet of an inferior female in the hopes that he'll gain her favor and that she'll give him the time of day if he does so.