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The Shamelessly Shallow Guide To Being The Perfect Housewife

One way to make sure your husband doesn’t slip into a daydream while watching Sydney Sweeney in “Anyone But You”? Become the woman he wouldn’t dare dream of living without.

By Anna Hartman4 min read
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Make his life so seamless, so joyful, and so fulfilled that living without you would be his own personal nightmare. It may sound morbid, but sometimes I sit back and think, if I were gone tomorrow, he wouldn’t know how to order groceries or what appointments to put on the calendar or even how to find the calendar in the first place. And that’s what we call insurance, ladies.