Man Sneaks Estrogen Into Friend's Pre-Workout To "Force A Transition"

In a bizarre turn of events, a punk band has decided to part ways after discovering that one member was secretly sneaking estrogen in his bandmate's pre-workout supplement in an elaborate scheme to steal his girlfriend. Some on X are calling his actions "worse than beta" and a severe violation of the bro code.

By Carmen Schober2 min read
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A Tennessee punk band called Llorona publicly shared a message that details the disturbing incident involving their vocalist and another bandmate, as well as the bandmate's girlfriend.

An Obsession Sparks a Scheme

"We have decided to part ways with our vocalist Diego due to an admission of a very disturbing and concerning behavior towards on our members and his partner," the message read. "He has admitted to being obsessed with said partner, and has been attempting to sabotage their relationship by cutting pre workout he frequently gifts from his job with high amounts of estrogen in them. He has been attempting to force a transition on him for the last five months, in hopes that it would give him the opportunity to 'swoop in' once he looked stronger and more manly in comparison."

The message from Llorona goes on to say that this is a "stupid caveman mindset that makes no sense" and adds that Diego's alleged tampering has "caused confusion and thousands of dollars of medical bills the past months trying to figure out what's wrong." Apparently, the only reason the other bandmates were able to piece together Diego's plan was because Diego himself told them about it while drunk.

In what appears to be a direct message from Diego, he confirms Llorona's claims. "I was really drunk and told sixx and his fiance that I was obsessed with her and had a deep hatred for sixx and gave sixx estrogen to get an edge up on him."

One of the recipients replied with "Oh wtf." Another wrote, "Damn son." A third, unidentified recipient responded to Diego with "Nashville welcomes you with open arms."

Users on X claim to have identified the victim, Sixx. It's unclear at this time what specific harm Diego's actions have caused, but the use of estrogen in males for 1-3 months typically results in fewer erections, a decrease in ejaculation, and less interest in sex. After 3-6 months of use, there could be breast development, smaller testicles, less muscle mass, more body fat, and less facial and body hair growth. 

It's unclear whether Sixx will press charges, but many on X say that he absolutely should. "This is clearly a felony, right?" one user asked. "He needs to be arrested," wrote another. Popular trainer Alexander Cortes wrote, "Calling this 'Beta' doesn’t seem adequate."

Evie Editor-in-Chief Brittany Martinez aptly labeled it "the male Regina George weight gain bar revenge."

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